Jul

5th

2015

WTF BUZZFEED KNOWS ME · 3:06am Jul 5th, 2015

IT STARED INTO MY SOUL[b

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Jun

14th

2015

Review: Jurassic World (2015) · 2:59am Jun 14th, 2015

Well...

That was a disappointment.

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Nov

10th

2021

My Review of The LEGO Movie · 10:26pm Nov 10th, 2021

Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film

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Feb

5th

2023

My Review of Her (2013) · 11:15pm Feb 5th, 2023

Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Aug

23rd

2022

My Review of Jurassic World · 11:33pm Aug 23rd, 2022

Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Oct

11th

2022

My Review of Jurassic World: Dominion · 5:46pm Oct 11th, 2022

Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws

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Sep

30th

2022

My Movie Review on Jurassic World (Plus, a Bonus) · 4:21pm Sep 30th, 2022

Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 275th film analysis, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Jurassic World".

Here's the rundown of it:

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Sep

6th

2022

My Review of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom · 6:36pm Sep 6th, 2022

Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Dec

3rd

2023

My Review of Guardians of the Galaxy volume 3 · 8:39pm Dec 3rd, 2023

Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Jan

26th

2022

My Movie Review on The LEGO Movie (Plus, a Bonus) · 11:32pm Jan 26th, 2022

Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 1st film review of 2022, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "The Lego Movie".

Here's the rundown of it:

Dec

17th

2023

My Review of The Super Mario Bros Movie · 2:11pm Dec 17th, 2023

Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Feb

1st

2022

My Movie Review on The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part · 5:39am Feb 1st, 2022

Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part".

Here's the rundown of this sequel:

Jan

24th

2023

My Movie Review on Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom · 6:19pm Jan 24th, 2023

Greetings and salutations, my friends.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 285th film analysis, and the very first to be made and posted in 2023, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom".